puns!!!!!!!!!!!

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
5. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
7. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
9. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
10. What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.